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PostSubject: My friend's rant   Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:24 pm

My friend = Gary
I am Evenstar

We were talking about somebodies house. First time I ever heard him rant about anything lmao.
Tiff = the man's girlfriend, the guy whose house we're talking about.

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×W¡ndClan× Evenstar says:
ye
yes
now i do
Gary says:
ok give me a min to type it up.lol
oh get the Hand sanitizer ready
ROFL
ok the difference between him in Andrew is that when they pop their pimps on the side making sure that you don't see them
He!!! decides to do it in the front
then whip it on himself
don't say anything
I'M STILL GOING
×W¡ndClan× Evenstar says:
ohei, pimple *pop+wipe*
Gary says:
lo0l
YES
×W¡ndClan× Evenstar says:
lololol
if you're really nit picky about looks
Gary says:
there has been times were it flew on the tv screen everywhere
×W¡ndClan× Evenstar says:
sure lol
on the side is k
cos i wont be grossed out by the sight
lol wtf
it probably got on you
Gary says:
after that he decides toplay with your GAME CONTROLLERS!!
×W¡ndClan× Evenstar says:
Oh I'm sorry Gary.
Did that hit you?
mine... MINE?
OH FUCK NO
Gary says:
RIGHT AFTERWARDS
×W¡ndClan× Evenstar says:
HE JUST CROSSED THLE INE
THERE
LINE*
Gary says:
I BRING SPRAY TO CLEAN THEM ALL THE TIME
I'M STILL GOING
NOT GOING TO THE BATH ROOM ONCES... HE GOES AND PICKS HIS NOES... EVERYWHERE
ALL THE TIME
AND WALKS AROUND.. LIKE HE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE HOUSE
×W¡ndClan× Evenstar says:
o_o
Damn dude.
Gary says:
THE HOUSE.. THE HOUSE!
OMFG GUY
×W¡ndClan× Evenstar says:
If you're going to pick your nose dispose of it properly and not when friends are around
=_=
Gary says:
D DOESN'T EVEN LIKE COMING OVER HERE
×W¡ndClan× Evenstar says:
The sight is just really gross
Gary says:
HE FARTS OUT LOUD AND KILLS THE ROOM
DOESN'T CARE..
TIFF THINKS ITS FUNNY
I THINK SHE NEEDS HELP
×W¡ndClan× Evenstar says:
lmfao
Gary says:
LETS GO TO THE BATHROOM
NO
×W¡ndClan× Evenstar says:
She accepts of the guy
At least
which is good
but
Gary says:
NOT DONE WITH THE HOUSE
×W¡ndClan× Evenstar says:
wow
Gary says:
SCREW THAT
THE HOUSE...
IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR FEET WILL BURN IF YOU EVER TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES
×W¡ndClan× Evenstar writes:

Gary says:
CRAP ALL OVER THE FLOOR
THERE FUCKING LAZY
IF THEY SEE DOGG POOP THEY JUST STEP RIGHT OVER IT
×W¡ndClan× Evenstar says:
wow.
Gary says:
RIIIGHT OVER IT!?!?!?!

×W¡ndClan× Evenstar says:
...this is reese?
your pupil?
Gary says:
FUCKING YES HIM TOO!
×W¡ndClan× Evenstar says:
THE PARENTS
Gary says:
but note with him
×W¡ndClan× Evenstar says:
WHAT THE FUCK
THIS SHIT AINT RIGHT MAN
Gary says:
he has better hygeine then larry
i make sure of it
I'M NOT DONE THOUGH
ONE TIME HE ACTUALLY STEP IN DOGG SHIT AND WENT INTO THE ROOM
2MINS LATER I'M LIKE... WTF IS THAT SMELL GUY
DID ONIX SHIT SOMEWHERE
IDK PROBABLY
IS WHAT HIS BROTHER WAS SAYING
soo i'm like... OK??!!
WTF
2MINS LATER I'M LIKE OK THAT SMELL IS FUCKING JUST WRONG
SOMEBODY FIX IT
THERE LOOKING ALL OVER THE TOOM
ROOM
WHILE SITTING DOWN
AND THEN SAYS
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING
-_-
WTF MAN!
RIGHT AFTER ANOTHER FUCKING MIN.. I LEAVE THE ROOM TO GO DOWN STAIRS...
I ALMOST STEP IN THE SHIT
THAT WAS MUSHED! TO THE GROUND
I'M LIKE.. SOMEONE STEPED IN DOGG SHIT!!
HE'S LIKE REALLY
He decides to look down and his whole fucking foot looks like he slid through the whole thing
×W¡ndClan× Evenstar writes:

Gary says:
IT WAS FUCKING NASTY DUDE
NOOOOOT DONE
LETS GO TO THE BATHROOM
THIS MUTHERFUCKER AS THE NERVE TO LEAVE SHIT IN THE FUCKING TOLEIT GUY
LOOOOOOONG PIECES
LIKE THERE CLIMBING OUT OF IT
i'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME BOOOOODY COME FLUSH THE TOLEIT MAN
×W¡ndClan× Evenstar writes:

Gary says:
AND IT TAKES ABOUT 10MINS BECAUSE HIM AND HIS BROTHER WAS ARGUEEING ABOUT WHO DID IT OR NOT
ITS WRONG MAN...
not even
this guy smells fucking nasty too..
he only takes a bath like once a month
or when Tiff comes over
×W¡ndClan× Evenstar says:
The parents failed, GG WP.
Gary says:
oh i'll get to that in a min
this guy has hair problems
like Dandruffs and stuff
alot of it
so he's always scratching his hair
his room is like the north pole
its fucking nasty
and all this time he is scratching himself
HE'S USING YOUR CONTROLLER!
YOUR CONTROLLER!!!
AND HIS PARENTS
OMG... HIS MOM
SHE CLEANS UP EVERYTHING THAT THEY DO
THEY HAVE THE RIIGHT CLUE AS TO WHAT THEY PUT HER THROUGH
I FEEL SOO SORRY FORHER
AND SHE IS USED TO IT
COME IN THE PLAY ROOM AND CLEAN UP PISS THATS RIIGHT NEXT TO THE GAME CONSOLES AND STUFF
FOLD THEIR CLOTHES
AND DO LONDRY
×W¡ndClan× Evenstar says:
guy i wouldnt even TOUCH their clothes
Gary says:
W/E
×W¡ndClan× Evenstar says:
FUCK
Gary says:
yea riight
×W¡ndClan× Evenstar says:
I WOULDNT EVEN WANT TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR
Gary says:
see
×W¡ndClan× Evenstar says:
DAMN DUDE
THATS ONE SERIOUS RANT
Gary says:
you don't even know...
cleaning up shit for them
×W¡ndClan× Evenstar says:
I WANT TO RUN OVER THEM
Gary says:
REALLY!?!?!?
×W¡ndClan× Evenstar says:
WITH A V8 TRUCK
Gary says:
AWWWWWWWWWWW
×W¡ndClan× Evenstar says:
SHIT NEEDS TO GET CLEANED UP
Gary says:
let me see
out of all that stuff the main problem i have is that they don't clean up the dogg shit and piss and bathroom
everything else is basic stuff for me
an....*sigh* everyday thing for them
×W¡ndClan× Evenstar says:
I'm going to save this convo
Lmao
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